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Getting in Shape

Somehow life for men is easy going, they wake up in the morning, shower, dress up and go to work. This is one of the biggest lies ever told! Actually the routine is more like wake up, try not to piss on the toilet seat, check your armpits, scratch your scrotum, inspect your penis, probably worry about its size, and shape too. Yes, you read correctly, shape is as important as size;ask any man and he will tell you. 

It could be pencil shaped, which is very long & thin. Or perhaps, the pepper shape which is unusually short but exceptionally thick. Maybe you have the cone shaped which starts off thick and narrows towards the tip, usually linked to a restrictive foreskin. 

You could have the banana shape, which curves to the left or right. Perhaps you have a hammer shape, which is unusually thick at the tip, similar to a mushroom, or you have the sausage shape which has uniform thickness from base to tip. There are many different penis shapes, and they tend to differentiate us like our personalities. 

So instead of worrying about it, embrace it! We will cover more on penis aesthetics in our next issue.